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falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(Source: aphroditeens, via pickledkangaroo)

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

(via benjenstark)

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(via pickledkangaroo)

necrophilofthefuture:

buying fake followers on social media is like speaking to a crowded room except everyone is dead

(via pickledkangaroo)

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

(Source: prixcum, via pickledkangaroo)

chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

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(via pizza)

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

ghirahim:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

frostlands:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

how did jack frost handle feeling alone for three hundred years i can’t even handle it for three minutes

it’s called his hand

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i didnt zoom in on that pic and i thought it said “how do you think i make snow”

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(Source: jaclcfrost, via twasitwas)

thediggles:

WE´RE GONNA GET TO SEE HAWKEYE, ACTUAL HAWKEYE NOT BRAINWASHED HAWKEYE, HANGING OUT WITH THE AVENGERS BEING A LITTLE SHIT. HE´S GONNA BE SUCH A LITTLE SHIT.

(via inevitabledarkflame)

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

(via daeneryus)

ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

(via daeneryus)

cakejam:

i have 2 moods:

  1. yes
  2. no

(Source: cakejam, via spock-twerking)