I write sins not five page research papers
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL
buying fake followers on social media is like speaking to a crowded room except everyone is dead
PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA
someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao
how did jack frost handle feeling alone for three hundred years i can’t even handle it for three minutes
it’s called his hand
i didnt zoom in on that pic and i thought it said “how do you think i make snow”
WE´RE GONNA GET TO SEE HAWKEYE, ACTUAL HAWKEYE NOT BRAINWASHED HAWKEYE, HANGING OUT WITH THE AVENGERS BEING A LITTLE SHIT. HE´S GONNA BE SUCH A LITTLE SHIT.
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.
wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?